THINGS I'VE DONE TO SPITE PEOPLE

  1. Watched every episode of Downton Abbey after an actor said "you wouldn't like it. It's for actors".
  2. Wore a hat backwards
  3. Put salt on all my food. Was told it's disrespectful to the chef. Fuck off.
  4. Didn't wore a helmet while riding a motorcycle 3 times. (sunglasses- check, cigarette- check)
  5. Got into musicals. Was told I wouldn't like them. Love them.
  6. 99% of everything I've ever done