1. Space is where comic book movies lose me but to be fair I do keep willingly getting on the spacecraft.
  2. "Visionary director" is Hollywood code for "foreigner."
  3. Miles Teller is my favorite comedian.
  4. stumbling upon a gay boy's night at the movies is always pleasant cause when my wife isn't laughing I know I got my boys to back me up.
  5. Clapping for someone's name during movie credits is no words humble bragging.