WIFE OUT OF TOWN STARTER KIT

  1. The tenacity to get through a video game in 72 hours (Mario Galaxy 2 on Wii U)
  2. The courage to not relapse on parliament lights
  3. The honor to not go to a Clipper game without her for cheap cause it's just the price of ONE ticket now.
  4. The complete lack of respect for your body to eat fast food
  5. The strength to keep going with coffee and not relapse on Sugar Free Red Bull
  6. The bravery to buy Nike's that will be there when she gets back that weren't there when she left
  7. The foresight to stock up on Sanpellegrino Blood Orange
  8. The kindness to clean for a comfy return
  9. The respect to not continue watching a show on Netflix or Hulu