THINGS MY DOG THINKS ARE TRUE
She's usually wrong.
- •I can stop in the middle of peeing to throw that ball.
- •That guy out there is coming in to get our food.
- •The mailman is really coming for our food.He almost got in yesterday.
- •The vacuum cleaner is alive and needs to be watched closely.
- •It's her job to lick people's feet dry after they get out of the shower.