BEST/WORST PICKUP LINES
Inspired by @BobSaget "Disturbing Pickup Lines" list. Please add the best ones you've heard / have been used on you. It's an art form that should be celebrated.
- •"Baby, I've been in LA 7 years just looking for your booty."Said to me at the Barney's Beanery on Santa Monica Blvd.
- •"Girl, you poppin' like popcorn."Said by that guy on the street corner by Emerson to every female in his vicinity.Suggested by @Nikki
- •"Hey girl, Lemme at yo digits."Overheard in BK years ago. Never forgot.Suggested by @dev
- •"I would make love to you every day for the rest of my life"Said to me by a guy ~20 years older than me, outside Lonnie's karaoke bar in NashvilleSuggested by @miranda
- •"I'm in love with you"Said by me, to you. And it worked, so... Pretty bomb pickup line if you ask me!Suggested by @Nicholas
- •"You could be my Hat Trick! Wouldn't she make a nice little third wife?"Said to me at Finn McCool's on MainSuggested by @megaroni
- •"Sexy,sexy!"Said to me today as I put deodorant on next to my car after working out.Suggested by @hannahstark
- •"Are you ready to have my baby?"This was said by a 15-year-old boy! 💣Suggested by @hannieshit
- •"Hey, white girl! You got any money? That's ok, you still fine."Said to me by a homeless man right outside my office building.Suggested by @ErinEdwards
- •"Don't worry about my friend.. It's me you have to worry about"Said to me while his friend was hitting on my friend..Suggested by @bestofnicolemarie
- •"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Followed by "Oh man, I thought you were like 19"~15 year old boy outside of the metro, and his response when I laughed and told him I was 27, try it with someone his own age.Suggested by @LizDawson