Sprinkle These Things Around Your House to Keep Me from Entering
Inspired by @marymurphy (and several others)
- •Motivational posters, esp. by my mortal enemy SARKI don't disagree with the message, per se; it's mostly just the messenger I despise.
- •Aggressive collections of thingsIf you're going to be a collector, I prefer not to know about it
- •Any taxidermy of any kindYou like to have a trophy of the time you took an innocent animal's life? Well, I like to have space from creepy killer shit. So.
- •Messy piles of papersI have no judgment about you as person, but now all my energies have to go toward keeping myself from compulsively straightening things.
- •"In this house we..." wall hangingsI have a deep contrarian streak that does not appreciate edicts, thank you very much.