LAST FIVE THINGS I GOOGLED

Actually, I use Bing...
  1. "Tell the Senate and President Obama: Label GMOs!"
    Holy liberal
  2. Lyrics to "the Gardener" by the Tallest Man on Earth
    Imagine me prancing around a highly weeded field with an orchid in my hair
  3. HBO GO
  4. "Restaurant quality teriyaki sauce recipe"
    Pretty self-explanatory... Although who new cornstarch could ever be a ~key ingredient~?
  5. "Why does pepper make me sneeze?"
    If you don't already know the answer, Google it.