MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE
It's almost like stuff you wouldn't even want to be good at.
- •The intricacies between the taste of diet coke from a plastic bottle, aluminum can, fountain, etc.
- •Being super mad and offended about something for five minutes.
- •Listening to you bitch about your day and remembering to ask you later how your work drama turned out.
- •Aggressively hiding people from my fb feed for posting stuff that makes me mad.
- •Remembering random smart-sounding facts I learned from TV shows.
- •Being super critical of something I will immediately forget about.
- •Reading waaaay too much into whatever you just did or said...or that face you just made...or that .01 second of silence before you answered me.
- •Not controlling my facial expressions.
- •Knowing proper grammar but not actually using it.