Terrible Opening Lines To Break The Ice With
Warning- these lines have not been field tested, use at your own discretion
- •"I once came second in a Saved By The Bell "Screech" look alike contest."
- •"One time I fit eight jelly beans in my nose."This one is a conversation starter, was this in just one or both nostrils? Did they all come out?
- •"Hey girl, are you a bull fighter because you are matador-able"
- •"I once won a beauty contest"You can be honest here and admit that this was from a chance card in Monopoly or just stay vague, it's up to you.
- •"My penmanship has been described as somewhat legible"Because women like hand written poetry, and they like it more if they can read it.
- •"Would you like to see my laminated list of the best places to get garlic bread in the city?"Bonus points if you specify between with cheese and without
- •And finally, "I don't normally do this but here is a burnt copy of the Space Jam soundtrack"Because nothing gets women interested like "Basketball Jones"