1. Couldn't sleep last night
    Our sleeping porch was so hot that it was uncomfortable
  2. It's dead week
    Finals are next week and who study's anymore?
  3. My body is fatigued
    Usually I go work out but if I'm already tired will it even be productive?
  4. Sleeping avoids all responsibility
  5. If I'm asleep, I won't mindlessly snack
    I call that smart dieting
  6. I just yawned
    Obviously a nap is in order today.