Rules and Boundaries

Things you know or should know to stay on my good side
  1. I feel (emotionally) with my stomach.
    I should be held responsible for the things I say while hungry . Also, why aren't we eating!? What kind of hang out is this?
  2. I'm weird about physical space
    I'm not a hugger, it's not okay to poke or push or playfully hit me. I WILL kick your ass
  3. I need time outs
    If I'm pissed stay far away, let me process. For your own safety. Don't ask me stupid questions like "are you mad?" Obviously I am, or I wouldn't be trying to melt you with my eyes or dismiss you with short responses.
  4. I hate when people gloat
    Be thankful, and stop fishing for complements. I can't!
  5. I don't like to talk about my feelings or my personal life.
    WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW!?
  6. Number of these rules or boundaries people broke today? ALL OF THESE
    No really I should get a medal for not punching someone.
  7. Be courteous
    That douche bag who acted like an ass all day cause his last day is in 6 days? Fuck that guy.