THINGS THAT DO NOT MERRIT AN INSTA POST

Literally things no one cares about
  1. Bird poop on your car
  2. Minor injuries
  3. Pictures of your significant other sleeping
  4. Disrupted or empty plates of food
  5. 3 1/2 week anniversary of your engagement to the fiancé whose cheating on you
    We all know your relationship is a sham
  6. Wedding photos forever and frequently.
    Make an album , no one cares.