Things My Kids Text Me From My Wife's Phone When She's Not Looking

They don't really get texting yet. They just like that they can do it. Silliness ensues.
  1. That they have to poop.
  2. 😀😁😂😃😄👍💩, etcetera.
  3. That they've finished pooping.
  4. Hi.
  5. Photos/videos of themselves sticking their tongue out.
  6. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. 1234567891011121314151617181920.
  8. "Daddy, when can I have my own phone so I can text you?"