A WOMAN IN HER 30S DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR THE FOLLOWING ON HER BIRTHDAY.

April is coming on way too strong 🤔 I want to take it slow. But I love every moment of it!
  1. 1.
    Where were you when...? (Insert any huge historical event.)
  2. 2.
    What 80s bands do you listen to? Some of us listened to them the first time around.
  3. 3.
    When did you graduate from high school? Can I see your prom photo?
  4. 4.
    Who was the first President you voted for?
  5. 5.
    Wow, you look great… for your age. Or anything like that (i.e. - you could totally pass for 25)
  6. 6.
    You’re aging gracefully. Or you’re aging terribly.
  7. 7.
    Related to #6, did you spend a lot of time in the sun as a kid?
  8. 8.
    Also related to #6, do you wear sunscreen?
  9. 9.
    Who was your first celebrity crush? Dead giveaway… Also, mine was Johnny Depp. I think it may still be. Even a lookalike Captain Jack Sparrow made me swoon last month.
  10. 10.
    You’re still single?