A WOMAN IN HER 30S DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR THE FOLLOWING ON HER BIRTHDAY.
April is coming on way too strong 🤔 I want to take it slow. But I love every moment of it!
- 1.Where were you when...? (Insert any huge historical event.)
- 2.What 80s bands do you listen to? Some of us listened to them the first time around.
- 3.When did you graduate from high school? Can I see your prom photo?
- 4.Who was the first President you voted for?
- 5.Wow, you look great… for your age. Or anything like that (i.e. - you could totally pass for 25)
- 6.You’re aging gracefully. Or you’re aging terribly.
- 7.Related to #6, did you spend a lot of time in the sun as a kid?
- 8.Also related to #6, do you wear sunscreen?
- 9.Who was your first celebrity crush? Dead giveaway… Also, mine was Johnny Depp. I think it may still be. Even a lookalike Captain Jack Sparrow made me swoon last month.
- 10.You’re still single?