I FEEL A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE WHEN...

Inspired by @KristyTolley
  1. 1.
    Any of the objects that I own are moved even an inch out of their position where I keep them.
  2. 2.
    When people eat loudly. Gross
  3. 3.
    When people run their fork over the serrated edge of their knife.
  4. 4.
    People spend 15 minutes deciding what to eat at a restaurant only to change their mind as soon as the waiter gets to them.
  5. 5.
    People park awkwardly/badly
  6. 6.
    When people criticize a favorite book/movie of mine as bad.
  7. 7.
    When people cut me off only to be stopped at a light anyway.
  8. 8.
    When people yell at their phones during calls.
    Why??? Speak normally.
  9. 9.
    When someone cooks and then leaves a mess in the kitchen.