I decided I'd pick my favorite quotes from it as it plays.
  1. "It's not that I condone fascism. Or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism. He should believe in himself."
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  2. Bueller....... Bueller......Bueller.......
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  3. "Umm he's sick....my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night."
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  4. "Pardon my French but if you stuck a lump of coal up Cameron's ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
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  5. "I asked for a car. I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
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  6. *plays clarinet badly* "never had one lesson" *continues playing clarinet badly*
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  7. "Hey ferris how's your bod?" *electronic coughing/ewww plays* "oh my god you're dying?"
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  8. *playing Mozart in coughing noises*
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  9. "I don't trust this kid any more than I can throw him" /// "well with your bad knee Ed you shouldn't throw anybody."
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  10. "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go..... Shit"
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  11. *screaming and engine revving*
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  12. "Hi this is ferris Beuler can I speak to Ed roony please.. Thank you."
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    The horror in her eyes.
  13. "Ferriss Beuler's on line 2" *dramatic music swells*
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  14. "Well I think you should be sorry for Christ sake... What the hell is the matter with you anyway?!?!?"
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  15. "Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh"
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  16. "It is his love, it is his passion.... It is his fault he didn't lock the garage"
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  17. "Ferriss my father loves this car more than life itself...... A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a find automobile."
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  18. "Do you have a kiss for dadeee "
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  19. Static
    The license plate
  20. This list is taking so long I'm just going to throw it out now.
  21. This movie is wonderful but I didn't finish it.
  22. Pausing so frequently because of all the amazing moments was bugging me and I couldn't enjoy the movie.
  23. Go watch it you guys.
  24. See you.
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