I would rather you read my diary than...
Inspired by @gwcoffey
- •Eat food loudly near meYou gross gross bastard. Close your damn mouth!!! It's not a fucking race!!!
- •Ask me about who I'm voting forNo.
- •Look in my photo album on my phoneHell no.
- •Read through the notes on my phoneStay away from my poetry
- •Ask me how my food tasted.This just irks me. It's none of your damn business
- •Tell me you'll text me and then not text meAlrighty then asshole
- •Ask for my opinion on a political anything
- •Be indecisive while ordering food at a restaurant.Pick. Your damn. Meal!!
- •Drive slower than necessaryJust... Drive!
- •Read my textsStay the hell out