Notes taken by the aliens observing me

Inspired by @EmilyAnnA
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    Spends 98 percent of his time looking and acting extremely irritable. Often not for a particular reason besides being angry at things. Something pains him.
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    Workouts out excessively but also eats an excessive amount of Pizza Hut.
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    Scares off potential (and infrequent) romantic interests by being either a distant cynical moody ass or a forward flirtatious idiot romantic.
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    Listens to music and broods.... A lot.
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    Does not sleep very often. Prefers to stay up late and get up early amidst brooding and music listening.
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    Writes poetry in bursts. Usually very romantic and flighty. Sometimes draws. Usually people. Always a girl.
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    If we didn't know better we'd say he was in love with his best friend based off of their conversations. But we've come to realize he's the kind of guy who wants a lot of people to know he loves them but realizes how strange it would be for strangers on the Internet or even just other friends.
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    His favorite cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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    He has a superbly eclectic music taste. No favorite song or band. Just changes depending on his mood.
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    His favorite movie is "The grand Budapest hotel". But his secret favorite movie is "her".
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    He would rather not talk to the people around him. Usually.
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    He loves the dark. And when it's cold out. Especially at the same time. The air is different and the world is quiet.
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    Hates loud vexatious people. If in a good mood finds them humorous. If only for their stupidity and fragility.
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    Stares off into space very frequently. Lots of thoughts on his mind best we can guess.
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    Seems to fall in love with deeply troubled artistic women with a penchant for advanced sexual proclivities. They're like cocain to him. Beautiful, energetic, bombshell cocain.
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    Hates, and I mean HATES, the sound of people eating. Even himself. Not necessarily the air of a dining room but the sounds emitted through the mouth with food inside.
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    Loves watching the sun come up. Even more so the sun going down.
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    His favorite time of day is 1 am.
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    He is determined not to become his father.
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    Winter makes him feel at peace.
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    His coffee intake, while not horribly high, is pretty up there. Sweet sweet coffee.
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    He likes watching people. What they're like in every day life. Pondering on their hidden selves.
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    Often envisions being skilled on the guitar but never does anything to actually acquire the skill.
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    Often wears the same shirt for long periods of time. So long as it's not completely rank.
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    Watches the same shows on Netflix. Usually repeatedly. Occasionally moves into new shows.