Random thoughts

  1. There needs to be a microwave but for making things cold
  2. I guess I'm just the kind of guy who goes to restaurants alone and enjoys his own company and stays up late eating pie that was left on the kitchen counter with ice cream even though I'm already stuffed but I have to go back to eating healthy tomorrow (#cheat day)
  3. I actually went on a date with my girlfriend but she doesn't understand why I like going out by myself sometimes. It's just really really calm. No one there to stress me the fuck out or bother me with bullshit or have a different opinion than me. I like eating out with groups but sometimes people are annoying.
  4. HOW THE FUCK DO PREGNANT WOMEN SLEEP!! That sounds so uncomfortable!!! I need to remember to do everything I can I comfort my future pregnant misus.