Ways I am like Barney

  1. 1.
    We both love sex.
    Come on.... It's so awesome. (But personally my fave part is the cuddling and whispering afterwards. Where as Barney is more about the game itself.)
  2. 2.
    We both overthink things
    He puts way to much time into his schemes. I drive myself crazy about other stuff (top secret).
  3. 3.
    We both annoy the hell out of our friends sometimes with text barrages.
    I get zany at odd times.
  4. 4.
    We both love small creatures.
  5. 5.
    We both thought it was Dave Coulier.
  6. 6.
    We both have very little respect for museum pieces.
    Not that true but..... That turtle is just begging to be played like a drum.
  7. 7.
    We both fight guys to investigate secrets in our fiancé's diary.
    Except I don't get my ass kicked... By a Canadian none the less.(no but really Canada is tough as god damn nails. They get a bad rap.)
  8. 8.
    We both freaking love this gif
  9. 9.
    We both love babies.
    (Babies we know. Not just any babies)
  10. 10.
    We are both big idiots.
  11. 11.
    We both enjoy coffee in the morning.
  12. 12.
    We both enjoy grand entrances.
  13. 13.
    We both somehow stay alive.
  14. 14.
    We both love this joke.
  15. 15.
    We both feel alone sometimes.
    I really empathize with Barney for a major reason that I think most people miss. He feels alone sometimes (or a lot) and his risqué attitude is just him covering for himself. To say the least, I get it.
  16. 16.
    We're both bored
    Too often
  17. 17.
    We both show our true selves from time to time.
  18. 18.
    We've been through fairly similar situations.
    Not gonna go there. But if you watch the show you'll get this gif.
  19. 19.
    We both love suits.
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