MY INSANE AND ANNOYING RULES

So far this is only about meals, but I'll continue soon -- also sorry in advance if this offends anyone. Only trying to share my insanity with the world, not trying to harm it (the world) ;)
  1. You can't have two of any meal
  2. Breakfast is from 4am to 10:30am
  3. Food after breakfast and before lunch is considered a snack
  4. Lunch is from 10:40am to 3pm
  5. Food after 3pm but before 5pm is Tapas
  6. Dinner is from 5pm to 10pm
  7. Food after 10pm but before 4am is considered Late Night Snacking