RANKED ENGLISH TEACHER'S FAVORITE SAYINGS

  1. 1.
    Time for grammar: me and tommy eats at the restaurant. What's the one wrong thing? Yes. Eats should be eat. "Anything else?" Nope we're good.
  2. 2.
    We don't have time for you.
  3. 3.
    I would, but I don't want to.
  4. 4.
    Side conversations, ladies.
  5. 5.
    It isn't my fault. Talk to the team lead. The team lead. The team lead.
  6. 6.
    If you could pay attention, I would appreciate it.
  7. 7.
    That's just more grading for me though...
  8. 8.
    Since we're a bit far behind, you can just do both home works tonight and I'll be able to catch you all up!
  9. 9.
    You're just about there, but there's a better answer...
    ("I mean I just like my answer better...")
  10. 10.
    Uh... That's not what's on MY sheet.