Things My Piano Teacher Says Almost Every Lesson

  1. Well, it is what it is.
  2. You have no feeling.
  3. Absolutely none.
  4. I am NOT JEWISH!
  5. Focus. Fooooocus.
  6. Are you sure you want to do the recital?
  7. Oh, what a drag. WHAT A drag.
  8. Huh. 'What?' Nothing...
  9. No. No. No. That is not what the composer envisioned.
  10. Please just try.