Ideas for what to do next
  1. Go home
  2. Hide in a corner
  3. Go into the restroom and poor large amounts of water till it is about okay
  4. Tie your hair in a knot -- if you can... Usually only skilled professionals can come close to using their long years of practice to good use.
  5. Push it behind your ears and pray to god no one notices its condition
  6. Rock it as a hot mess
  7. In my sister's words, "don't worry about it" - yeah if she knew anything about me that's not how it works
  8. Cut it. Like, a big bunch. But that's a very bold move and most people find that a little excessive and maybe "last resort"-y... So, whatever you feel works.