1. "My flatmate is Dwight Schrute"
  2. "Winter's shite"
  3. "Stop"
  4. "Some men put too much effort into being stupid..."
  5. "...and I'm probably one of them."
  6. "J Dilla is up there as one of the best hip hop producers"
  7. "Videogames are terribly written"
  8. "How in the space of 30 minutes have I gone from thinking about life - to moaning in my head about how shite games are on li.st?"