My drunk thoughts watching Friday the 13th part VIII

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  1. Oh great this is the one where he teleports to your immediate location without walking a single step the whole movie.
    Holy shit these movies are dumb
  2. The deaths in this are not creative or interesting at all. Did that guy just die after being thrown in water?
  3. That chick just backed up so Jason could grab her throat. Damn did the director or anyone not notice how fucking stupid that looked?
  4. Why are they on a boat? I really should have watched the beginning
  5. That guy that fell in the water is still alive! But he was under water for like 10 minutes??