The Beatles White Album RANKED

This is a damn chore. But here I go! :) strictly my opinion by the way :) own this album on vinyl and listen to it often 😁😍 also the entire album is stacked so there's not a lot of bad songs actually on here.
  1. 30.
    Revolution 9
    I know it's what everyone has as the worst song on the album but I just don't think any other song deserves this spot other than this one lol.
  2. 29.
    Good Night
    It is a pretty song but I just can't get into it and it makes me want to sleep. But it is the last song on the album so maybe that's the point?
  3. 28.
    Wild Honey Pie
    I actually kinda enjoy this but it still belongs here because this album is too stacked for this to be any higher for me. At least it's not as long as Revolution 9 even though they are both insane lol
  4. 27.
    Mother Nature's Son
  5. 26.
    Sexy Sadie
  6. 25.
    Long, Long, Long
  7. 24.
    Savoy Truffle
  8. 23.
    Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey 🐒
    Awesome song like many of these but they can't all be top ten lol
  9. 22.
    Honey Pie
    It's fine but makes me forget where I'm at.
  10. 21.
    Julia
    Very pretty song by John
  11. 20.
    Martha My Dear
    Also very pretty but by McCartney :)
  12. 19.
    Piggies 🐷
    Very clever song actually.
  13. 18.
    The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
    Very insane. But that's why I love this awesome. It goes from brilliant to insane in a heart beat :) and sometimes both!
  14. 17.
    Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
    It's a good song but that's all. Also it should be lower on this list judging from how hard it was to type!!!
  15. 16.
    Don't Pass Me By
    I love Ringo's singing more than most and I think this is a lovely well crafted song :)
  16. 15.
    Yer Blues
    Awesome blues song. Regardless of how seriously it was made. Still it's a fantastic song.
  17. 14.
    Why don't we do it in the road
    I have a love for this song that I may share with very few people lol it just makes me happy 😊
  18. 13.
    Rocky Raccoon
    I love the lyrics although they can be nonsensical at times. Very unique style. It's just a very fun and silly Paul song lol
  19. 12.
    Birthday 🎈 🎉
    Simple and yet a great rocker and a lot of fun. Gets a lot of hate for some reason though.
  20. 11.
    Revolution 1
    Really awesome song. Definitely the best Revolution song lol
  21. 10.
    Cry Baby Cry
    I just really love this damn song ❤️ really great chorus
  22. 9.
    Glass Onion
    I love the references to past Beatles songs. Lennon is a master here lol. Really good song in its own right
  23. 8.
    I'm so tired
    So so awesome!!!! Song that can be about the life of a junky or just a normal guy like me lol.
  24. 7.
    I Will
    So damn beautiful and adorable.
  25. 6.
    Helter Skelter
    Such a great rocker. Might be the best Beatles rocker. Or one of lol. Such a dirty damn guitar sound
  26. 5.
    Dear Prudence
    Makes me so happy 😊 such a beautiful song again ❤️❤️❤️
  27. 4.
    Back in the U.S.S.R.
    Damn fine rocker. Again such a dirty guitar sound. I really love the lyrics. And I really love that some people back then thought this was supposed to a communist sympathizer type song lol even though it was socialist. And still not a socialist sympathizer song lol people are dumb.
  28. 3.
    Blackbird
    I keep saying this but it keep being true. Such a beautiful lovely song! Wonderful lyrics and message no matter how you interpret it 😁😍❤️
  29. 2.
    Happiness is a Warm Gun
    So good and badass and fun and just a damn good and wonderfully written song. May not be a lot of meaning to it but the vocals are perfect and the lyrics are just damn fun and awesome.
  30. 1.
    While My Guitar Gently Weeps
    Perfect beautiful perfection art ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ George Harrison is amazing. And Clapton is of course incredible on this damn song 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ lyrics don't get much better than this