1. Gammon robot:
  2. C-3PO made out of ham.
  3. Fat faced twat.
  4. Deluded spunk trumpet dish face.
  5. Disingenuous spinogelationous ponce.
  6. Cunt.
  7. Cretin.
  8. Pig fucking lickspittle.
  9. Pop eyed red faced blustering fuck cunt.