DRINKS I'VE HAD TONIGHT
Friday in Dallas. It's my friend's birthday.
- •Kentucky BlueBlueberry infused rye whiskey, vya sweet vermouth, and lemon juice. Poured over an ice sphere (mine didn't come with an ice sphere and I was extremely disappointed) garnished with a lemon twist and luxardo cherry. (Which I thought was just a sugary blueberry until I copied this text from the menu)
- •That's What She SaidStrawberry and mint agave. Vodka. Lemon juice. Topped with prosecco. Garnished with a lemon twist.
- •Another Kentucky BlueThe waiter gave it to me for free because it hit him with the "Help me I'm poor..."
- •Ace Pineapple Hard CiderThis is damn delicious. It's girl beer tho.
- •Tequila shotI hate myself.
- •Whiskey and Diet CokeThis is actually my go-to drink. But nobody asked until now.
- •"I'M SWEATING MY BALLS OFF. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! "Quote from a random girl in the bathroom. I just thought it was relevant.
- •Vegas bombA guy I matched with on tinder bought me this. His name is Daniel.
- •I cut myself off.I have to work tomorrow. And a dude in a Bentley drove me home. This is DALLAS at its finest, y'all!