DRINKS I'VE HAD TONIGHT

Friday in Dallas. It's my friend's birthday.
  1. Kentucky Blue
    Blueberry infused rye whiskey, vya sweet vermouth, and lemon juice. Poured over an ice sphere (mine didn't come with an ice sphere and I was extremely disappointed) garnished with a lemon twist and luxardo cherry. (Which I thought was just a sugary blueberry until I copied this text from the menu)
  2. That's What She Said
    Strawberry and mint agave. Vodka. Lemon juice. Topped with prosecco. Garnished with a lemon twist.
  3. Another Kentucky Blue
    The waiter gave it to me for free because it hit him with the "Help me I'm poor..."
  4. Ace Pineapple Hard Cider
    This is damn delicious. It's girl beer tho.
  5. Tequila shot
    I hate myself.
  6. Whiskey and Diet Coke
    This is actually my go-to drink. But nobody asked until now.
  7. "I'M SWEATING MY BALLS OFF. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! "
    Quote from a random girl in the bathroom. I just thought it was relevant.
  8. Vegas bomb
    A guy I matched with on tinder bought me this. His name is Daniel.
  9. I cut myself off.
    I have to work tomorrow. And a dude in a Bentley drove me home. This is DALLAS at its finest, y'all!