Email forwards my grandma sends me

I don't even open them... So I'm only pulling the subject line.
  1. Fwd: FWD: Trumps first night in the whitehouse
    *vomit*
  2. Fw: Fwd: Fwd: The Donald— by Bill Whittle
    *scratches eyes out*
  3. Fwd: Fwd: Fw: 13 Things Seniors Want
    Their granddaughters to read their forwards?
  4. Fwd: My Living Will
    This is a forward, not her actual will
  5. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Keep your hearing aids tuned
    I think I've made the cut on all her distribution lists...
  6. Fw: Fwd: Donald- the next assassinated president-to-be?
    Omg
  7. Fwd: Fwd: Your toilet has to be boring in comparison!
    I don't even want to know
  8. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: UNSTOPPABLE VIRUS!!!!!!!
    Alert the media!!!
  9. Fwd: Airline beauties
    Umm, grandma??
  10. Fw: Fwd: Fun with bicycle theft
    Wtf?
  11. Fw: People who may not make it to 2017 - oldies but goodies
    I don't know what to do with this information
  12. Fw: Fwd: Benghazi - What difference does it make
    OMG omg OMG
  13. Fw: Fwd: MADE IN THE USA
    'Merica
  14. Fw: Fwd: Trump explained......
    See the recurring theme?