Just an excuse for exclamatory claims
  1. I'm going to rob 17 liquor stores
  2. I'm going to paint a Doberman to look like a giraffe
  3. I'm bringing back bell bottoms
  4. I'm going to take every woman whose name begins with the letter K out to a nice dinner and never call them again
  5. I'm going to pull all the leaves off a tree, put them in a pile and pretend it's fall
  6. I'm writing N'SYNC fan fiction