If Trump wins the election...
Just an excuse for exclamatory claims
- •I'm going to rob 17 liquor stores
- •I'm going to paint a Doberman to look like a giraffe
- •I'm bringing back bell bottoms
- •I'm going to take every woman whose name begins with the letter K out to a nice dinner and never call them again
- •I'm going to pull all the leaves off a tree, put them in a pile and pretend it's fall
- •I'm writing N'SYNC fan fiction