First Few Completely Impractical Things I'll Do After Winning Next Week's $1.3b Power Ball

  1. Fly Taylor Swift out to Bozeman to do a concert for my daughter and all her friends.
  2. Ditto for One Direction.
  3. Charter flights, book hotels, and pay tournament fees for Ash's Okinawan Karate competition team.
  4. Book a private Disney Cruise for all the families with kids in my life.