I'm at the airport right now and I've been watching this family and this is what I've gathered.
- •The dad is very hotNot just dad-hot, but the fact that he's a dad makes him hotter. He's totally an old football bro. That's okay by me.
- •The mom is cool in an "I don't give a fuck I have a hot husband and I too am a catch"She was eating a box of chocolates when I walked up and her shirt says "Crossfit"
- •The oldest boy is the least interestingSorry
- •The middle, also a boy, has sticky-outy ears and is very worried that they won't call our flightHe also yelled at his brother for being rude to their sister (see below) and I appreciated him standing up for her like that
- •The little girl has a big huge bun on her head and bosses her brothers aroundShe also has a toy airplane she's been playing with so like here's hoping she goes into STEM or something and helps the cause
- •She is now drunk-stumbling around staring at her piece of chocolate like its her first since she got clean
- •They drink a lot of water
- •The dad and boys were watching a video of someone in a car singing Justin Beiber's "Sorry"I walked past them and saw it
- •Clearly I'm very bored. Please excuse my blatant admiration for a family I do not know