THINGS THE WORLD COULD DO AWAY WITH
A cynical list of things besides war, famine, hatred, prejudice, injustice, global warming, etc. etc.
- •The word/concept "viral"Last I checked, viruses are not a good thing. We should be allowed to do stupid things without our future spouse seeing it in ten years.
- •Couple namesThey always sound dirty, and yours will never sound as good as TomKat, KimYe, or Brangelina.
- •Street cleaning days.Move to West Hollywood if you're at all curious about the hellishness of this phenomenon.
- •Drought.I know this happens everywhere and it's a real thing, but I feel super guilty about taking a ten minute shower and I want to not feel that anymore.
- •Poached eggs that aren't runnyLife is too short
- •Nostalgia for a time you don't rememberI was born in '93. I don't have a ton of memories of the 90's. Someone who was born in '97 should have no memories of the 90's.
- •Geico ads you can't skip because they are already overI have a constitutional right to skip your ad.Suggested by @mitchward93