1. Groovy!
  2. Who cares if you're the sober DD? A party's a party! Filled with real human people, assuming all those movies you've watched are accurate!
  3. Only one issue...
  4. What are you gonna wear?
  5. You wanna be cool, but also effortless. If you look like you care too much the ladies are sure to realize you're a trash can at heart...So what'll it be?
  6. A) Hollister Graphic Tee, Bootcut Jeans, Birkenstock sandals?
  7. B) Three-piece Meat Suit with Corned Beef Top Hat, Pig Hoof Shoes, and White Gravy to style your hair?