- •Who cares if you're the sober DD? A party's a party! Filled with real human people, assuming all those movies you've watched are accurate!
- •Only one issue...
- •What are you gonna wear?
- •You wanna be cool, but also effortless. If you look like you care too much the ladies are sure to realize you're a trash can at heart...So what'll it be?
- •A) Hollister Graphic Tee, Bootcut Jeans, Birkenstock sandals?
- •B) Three-piece Meat Suit with Corned Beef Top Hat, Pig Hoof Shoes, and White Gravy to style your hair?