Find the Pre-Teen King Yourself

  1. You don't need no stinkin' tweens!
  2. You begin to search the gym when two young bigots attack!
  3. Ugh. They're young, dumb, and not secure in their masculinity, so they begin to dance up on you in hopes of impressing some nearby girls.
  4. You die from second-hand embarrassment.
  5. ...
  6. Play again?