Help Her!

  1. "Bold moves win wars!", is something your Uncle who is in jail for cooking meth once told you.
  2. You strut over and reach for her beer. "Let me help you with that" you recite from a Tucker Max book, probably.
  3. You go to twist off the cap and slice your palm open! Shoot! It's not a twist-off! That's gonna need stitches...
  4. Looks like it's not Sex O'Clock!
  5. ...