Tell Them to Eat Crap and the Crap-Horse They Rode in On

  1. One of them grabs you by the collar: "What'd you say, Punk??"
  2. Then, Crap-Horse himself opens the the gym door with his opposable thumbs and sets fire to everything you love.
  3. Damn! You forgot Crap-Horse had opposable thumbs, didn't you? Better get your Chapstick, because you're smoochin' Chris!
  4. ...
  5. Play again?