Tell Them to Eat Crap and the Crap-Horse They Rode in On
- •One of them grabs you by the collar: "What'd you say, Punk??"
- •Then, Crap-Horse himself opens the the gym door with his opposable thumbs and sets fire to everything you love.
- •Damn! You forgot Crap-Horse had opposable thumbs, didn't you? Better get your Chapstick, because you're smoochin' Chris!
- •Play again?