Wet Your Pants

  1. "Ha ha ha" Chris laughs
  2. "Yes. The correct answer is to wet your pants rather than interact with other humans."
  3. A hidden door opens behind you, the breeze from the outside cold against your urine soaked fabric.
  4. "You are free to go. You've won, or something..."
  5. ...
  6. You've won! Play again?