1. I only wear caftans and bold matte lips
  2. Everyone buys Amanda the same kitschy kitten and pizza covered panties
  3. I fall in love with a stripper (we hired one, his name is "The Flash")
  4. We lament the quality of Palm Springs restaurant fare.
  5. Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board
  6. High off that Kiva bar, we flash tattoo our whole bodies (gold feathers on face like rappers)
  7. Sweat