THINGS THAT WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN AT SITKO'S PALM SPRINGS BACHELORETTE THIS WEEKEND
- •I only wear caftans and bold matte lips
- •Everyone buys Amanda the same kitschy kitten and pizza covered panties
- •I fall in love with a stripper (we hired one, his name is "The Flash")
- •We lament the quality of Palm Springs restaurant fare.
- •Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board
- •High off that Kiva bar, we flash tattoo our whole bodies (gold feathers on face like rappers)