5 PHOTOS ON YOUR IPHONE, CHOSEN NOT AT RANDOM

Before you read this list, know I love you all. SO much.
  1. <good-natured rant>
  2. You chose the photos
  3. It was not random
  4. You can't choose them and have it be random at the same time
  5. That is not possible
  6. It does not make sense
  7. If all of these pictures were actually randomly-selected, we'd have at least one boob or penis selfie
  8. But we don't
  9. Not random
  10. Selected deliberately
  11. Srsly
  12. Just saying
  13. If we're being real, let's be real, you know?
  14. ListApp-er Dawgs?
  15. Or at least call the list "5 PHOTOS ON MY IPHONE, CHOSEN AT SORT-OF-RANDOM (EXCEPT FOR EMBARRASSING ONES IN WHICH CASE I CHOSE ANOTHER ONE NOT RANDOMLY INSTEAD)"
  16. <end good-natured rant>
  17. And now I'll put some kissy lip emoji here so you know I still love you 💋💋💋💋💋