5 PHOTOS ON YOUR IPHONE, CHOSEN NOT AT RANDOM
Before you read this list, know I love you all. SO much.
- •<good-natured rant>
- •You chose the photos
- •It was not random
- •You can't choose them and have it be random at the same time
- •That is not possible
- •It does not make sense
- •If all of these pictures were actually randomly-selected, we'd have at least one boob or penis selfie
- •But we don't
- •Not random
- •Selected deliberately
- •Just saying
- •If we're being real, let's be real, you know?
- •ListApp-er Dawgs?
- •Or at least call the list "5 PHOTOS ON MY IPHONE, CHOSEN AT SORT-OF-RANDOM (EXCEPT FOR EMBARRASSING ONES IN WHICH CASE I CHOSE ANOTHER ONE NOT RANDOMLY INSTEAD)"
- •<end good-natured rant>
- •And now I'll put some kissy lip emoji here so you know I still love you 💋💋💋💋💋