A PIECE OF STRING WALKS INTO A BAR...

Inspired by @kcupcaker
  1. A piece of string walks into a bar.
  2. The bartender sees the string and says,
  3. "Hey, get out of here. We don't serve string!"
  4. So the string goes outside and walks around the corner and ties himself into a noose and musses up both ends of himself.
  5. And then the string walks back into the bar.
  6. The bartender says,
  7. "What'll you ha—waitaminute, aren't you that string I just kicked outta here?"
  8. And the string says,
  9. "Frayed knot!"