A PIECE OF STRING WALKS INTO A BAR...
Inspired by @kcupcaker
- •A piece of string walks into a bar.
- •The bartender sees the string and says,
- •"Hey, get out of here. We don't serve string!"
- •So the string goes outside and walks around the corner and ties himself into a noose and musses up both ends of himself.
- •And then the string walks back into the bar.
- •The bartender says,
- •"What'll you ha—waitaminute, aren't you that string I just kicked outta here?"
- •And the string says,
- •"Frayed knot!"