ACTUAL JOB TITLES THAT ARE LOL

I mean come on
  1. 16.
    Director of Customer Engagement
  2. 15.
    Search Engine Optimization Specialist
  3. 14.
    Ambassador of Fun
  4. 13.
    Chief Entertainment Officer
  5. 12.
    Executive Account Strategist
  6. 11.
    Fashion Evangelist
  7. 10.
    Content Curation Executive
  8. 9.
    Chief Content Officer
  9. 8.
    Social Media Thought Leader
  10. 7.
    Philosopher
  11. 6.
    Chief Imagination Officer
  12. 5.
    Culture Hacker
  13. 4.
    Story Architect
  14. 3.
    Brand Influencer
  15. 2.
    Corporate Storyteller
  16. 1.
    Sandwich Artist
    Just make my meatball sub it doesn't need to be a Picasso so no Cubist meatballs please I am going to eat it right now not look at it if I was going to admire my food I would not have come to a fucking Subway