Which ones do can you still sing (without Googling to remind yourself!)? Fuck off, Millennials. Nothing to see here. JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU ALL SO SMART SO PURTY πŸ˜‰
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    Eight hundred five eight eight. Two three hundred...EMPIRE!!
    This is a Chicago thing. And the song is their phone number. Genius.
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    A is for apples, J is for jacks. Cinnamon toasty... Apple Jacks!
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    Zak! Zak! He's a Lego Maniac!
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    I'd like buy the world a Coke
    I think this was already a rerun when I was little, but I still remember it. Also, Siri autocorrected this to "I'd like buy the world a Come" which was too funny not to tell you about.
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    Gotta make a stop at the futon shop!
    On the radio in Madison, WI
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    Mon-chee-chee, Mon-chee-chee. Oh so soft and cuddly!
    I don't remember the product. But I remember their fucking jingle just fine.
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    Zaroofies Oriental Rugs...brings The Orient to you-who-who...Za-rooooo-feeeeees.
    Also on the radio in Madison, WI. Funny what you remember.
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    Ch ch ch CHIA!
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    Ba ba ba baba. Ba ba ba ba baaaa. The Joy of Pepsi...
    Ahhh, Britney's breasts in that commercial. Wait, did I say that out loud? Oopsie
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    The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!
    Not really tho. The best part of waking up is waking up. You could be dead.
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    Chewy chewy chewy. Nature Valley chewy. Ooooo nature valley chewy. Granola bars!
    That adorable C just gobbled up all those letters. Yes he did!
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    I am stuck on band aid. Cuz band aid's stuck on me!
    Ewww and you had to see all their little abrasions
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    I'm a pepper. You're a pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?
    What does it even mean to "be a pepper"?? Nothing
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    I don't want to grow up. I'm a toys R Us kid.
    <rant>Sad thing here is have you been in a Toys R Us lately? It is a sad, scary, obnoxious wasteland nowadays. I grew up. Now i'm a toys r us kid-now-parent. And i won't let my kids become toys r us kids. Ewww. Fucking cheap plastic shit.<\rant>
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    My bologna has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R.
    When was the last time any of you actually ate a slice of bologna?? Fucking bologna.
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    Gimmie a break. Gimmie a break. Break me off a piece of that KIT KAT BAR
    Yes, please
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    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow 🐱
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    1-877 CARS 4 KIDS, 1-877 CARS 4 KIDS, 1-877 CARS 4 KIDS, Donate your car todaaaay!
    Jingle doesn't elaborate but I feel like "cars" should be spelled with a K
    Suggested by @dereksimonid4
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    <sip and smile>
    Suggested by @donnie
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    Pizza in the mornin; pizza in the evenin; pizza at supper time! When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
    Bagel bites... Now I want some.
    Suggested by @rebeccaroanoke
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    "Just 'cause something's hard to do doesn't mean that I won't try!
    If you want to stay coooool -- Soft and Dry" (my sister and my theme song as children and I still sing it when I'm trying to get ready fast)
    Suggested by @karenelkinscohen
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    You'll get caught up in the...CROSSFIRE
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    Suggested by @clubsilencio01
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    it's a lollipop without a stick; a ring of flavor you can lick
    ooo RingPop
    Suggested by @rebeccazemel
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    I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner...that is what I truly wish to be!
    Suggested by @pocketpenguin
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    Chili's baby back ribs song
    Suggested by @TT
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    Mattress Discounters
    Maybe just a Massachusetts thing? "Lay on it, stay on it, play on it(?), Mattress Discounters!"
    Suggested by @eblarden
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    Brush your breath. Brush your breath. Brush your breath with Dentyne!
    Suggested by @RadioChio
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    Here's our jingle for Goldfish. We wrote a song for Goldfish. The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off. http://bit.ly/1HHY5c0
    Suggested by @WhelmedDad
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    (Chicago) Call National-2-9-thousand, National 2-9-'riiiiiiing' thou-sand.
    Suggested by @RadioChio
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    East of the Harbor Freeway on the 405/is the super car dealer. Man alive!/Kott Ford/Kott Ford
    Suggested by @evanp
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    For the gooooood stuff/at the riiiight price/National Lumberrrr
    Suggested by @evanp
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    VO: it's Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot! Lyrics: If you need a car or truck, go see Cal/if you want to save a buck, go see Cal/I will stand on my head/till my face is turning red/Go see Cal, Go see Cal, Go see Cal
    Suggested by @evanp