Probably you are all sick of my Atheist lists but MAYBE NOT
  1. Jesus Historical Christ!
  2. Wholy shit!
  3. There, but for the grassy sod, go I
  4. The Tasmanian devil is in the details
  5. As Todd is my witness!
  6. The Internet troll you know is better than the Internet troll you don't
  7. Going to hail in a hand-basket
  8. Speak of the deviled egg
  9. Geometry tools rush in where angles fear to tread
  10. Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help yourself to cod?
  11. A dog only knows
  12. Oh my Copernicus!
  13. The boss-level incarnate
  14. Get thee behind me, seitan
  15. On a wing and a praying mantis
  16. In hot bods we trust
  17. Father, son, and buttered toast
    Suggested by @gwcoffey