CHRIS THE _______?

I want a name with a title built in!
  1. Like Conan the Barbarian
  2. Or Gandalf the White
  3. Or Ivan the Terrible
  4. Or Catherine the Great
  5. Or Pliny the Younger
  6. Or Gonzo the Great
  7. But
  8. Chris the _____
  9. Chris the what???
  10. Suggestions?
  11. We all deserve a "[Name] the ______" name
  12. EXAMPLES:
  13. @Fitz the Hot
  14. @WSPR the Musical
  15. @shanaz the Fierce-n-Bookish
  16. @gwcoffey the Oh My Gosh I Could Care Less
  17. @mlb the Pet-Lover
  18. @Lisa_Fav the Fun-n-French
  19. @jeremysomething the Shaggy
  20. @alligeeshow the Kind-of-Heart
  21. @imc the Anachronistic
  22. @saytrumbo the Saloon-Keeper
  23. @BillNovak the Elder
  24. @lesbian the OML BYE
  25. @olive the Everyone's Favorite @list Girlfriend
  26. @nathanveshecco the Melodious
  27. -
  28. But what should MINE be?
  29. Chris the Shut Up Already?
  30. Chris the Daddy List App
    Suggested by   @lesbian
  31. Chris the Coordinator
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  32. Chris the #1 Boyfriend
    Suggested by   @olive
  33. Chris the Beneficent
    Coordinator of Santas and book swaps.
    Suggested by   @jhope71
  34. Chris the Gardener
    Suggested by   @jaidub
  35. Chris the Kindhearted
    Suggested by   @holly70
  36. Chris the Catalyst
    Suggested by   @kcupcaker
  37. Chris the Compassionate
    I can't decide which title fits you more! 😊❤️
    Suggested by   @holly70
  38. Chris the lover by nature
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  39. Chris the Coming to LA tomorrow.
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo