CLASSIC 10 MONOPOLY PIECES, RANKED
I won't play if I don't get the car. IM SERIOUS
- 1.Car 🚗The best piece ever VROOOOM
- 2.Battleship 🚢Cool lookin' lil ship
- 3.Horse-rider 🐴Gidyap!
- 4.Top hat 🎩Classy
- 5.Shoe 👞Too depressing
- 6.Scottish terrier 🐶Too cute
- 7.Thimble ⭕️Too much like a boring, real-life object
- 8.Wheelbarrow 🚜Meh
- 9.Iron ♨️The fuck. An iron? How is that fun?
- 10.Howitzer 🔫I can't remember one time where I played Monopoly and someone chose the fucking howitzer. WHY IS THERE A HOWITZER*
- 12.*The first person to explain to me why there really was a howitzer gets a gold star**
- 13.** By "gold star" I of course mean "shit sandwich."