CLASSIC 10 MONOPOLY PIECES, RANKED

I won't play if I don't get the car. IM SERIOUS
  1. 1.
    Car 🚗
    The best piece ever VROOOOM
  2. 2.
    Battleship 🚢
    Cool lookin' lil ship
  3. 3.
    Horse-rider 🐴
    Gidyap!
  4. 4.
    Top hat 🎩
    Classy
  5. 5.
    Shoe 👞
    Too depressing
  6. 6.
    Scottish terrier 🐶
    Too cute
  7. 7.
    Thimble ⭕️
    Too much like a boring, real-life object
  8. 8.
    Wheelbarrow 🚜
    Meh
  9. 9.
    Iron ♨️
    The fuck. An iron? How is that fun?
  10. 10.
    Howitzer 🔫
    I can't remember one time where I played Monopoly and someone chose the fucking howitzer. WHY IS THERE A HOWITZER*
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  12. 12.
    *The first person to explain to me why there really was a howitzer gets a gold star**
  13. 13.
    ** By "gold star" I of course mean "shit sandwich."