CLASSIC 10 MONOPOLY PIECES, RANKED
I won't play if I don't get the car. IM SERIOUS
- •Car 🚗The best piece ever VROOOOM
- •Battleship 🚢Cool lookin' lil ship
- •Horse-rider 🐴Gidyap!
- •Top hat 🎩Classy
- •Shoe 👞Too depressing
- •Scottish terrier 🐶Too cute
- •Thimble ⭕️Too much like a boring, real-life object
- •Wheelbarrow 🚜Meh
- •Iron ♨️The fuck. An iron? How is that fun?
- •Howitzer 🔫I can't remember one time where I played Monopoly and someone chose the fucking howitzer. WHY IS THERE A HOWITZER*
- •*The first person to explain to me why there really was a howitzer gets a gold star**
- •** By "gold star" I of course mean "shit sandwich."