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    There's a poop emoji 💩, but no pee emoji
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    WTF even are these? 📼💾💽🎥📹📷☎️📞📠📺📟
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    There is only one kind of donut emoji 🍩 but 15,000 kinds of donuts
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    When you select a general person emoji 👦🏾 is it culturally-aware of you to choose one of the darker-skinned ones (regardless of your own skin color) or is that racist?
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    There is no "feeling innocent" 😇 emoji for Atheists
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    What the fuck is the poop emoji so fucking happy about? 💩
    Plus, when you use it, it is usually about something being bad.
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    There should be a barfing emoji because these aren't good enough 😞 😷
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    WTF WITH THIS SEXIST ONE 👯
  9. •
    Yay 👭 but what if you don't wear dresses
  10. •
    👮🏿 no female police officers? Also, police officers don't smile
  11. •
    No sexual organ emoji 🍌🌽🍑
  12. •
    No leafy-green vegetable emoji LET'S PROMOTE HEALTHY DIETS, EMOJI-MAKERS
  13. •
    Why any of these analog clocks?? 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕜🕛🕚🕙🕟🕠🕥🕦🕧
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    You can't smoke on your iPhone it's impossible 🚭
  15. •
    👙 no one-piece bathing suits
  16. •
    💆🏻 is this an elf??
  17. •
    👆🏼come on. Give us a way to flip the bird
  18. •
    🐱🐈 two cats but no dogs. This is dogist! Wait there are two dogs nevermind 🐕🐩🐶 wait there are three dogs THIS IS SO CATIST
  19. •
    🐡 right pufferfish come up all the time in everyday conversation
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    🐛🐜🐝🐞 no flies or roaches or spiders
  21. •
    🌚 ummmm
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    ⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🎾🏉 no golf ball? Ok wait golf is stupid and elitist
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    🗿 useless
  24. •
    🇨🇦 who talks about Canada??
  25. •
    🔗📎 we don't need two kinds of paperclips. Drop one and add a binder clip, please
  26. •
    👝👛👜💼 but no wallets?!
  27. •
    What is this? 📰
  28. •
    This list is a ® trademark of your mom