So you, too, may drink like a literary titan.
  1. 2 ounces London dry gin
  2. .5 ounce lime juice
  3. Club soda
  4. Ice
  5. Lime wedge
  6. Collins glass
  7. Instructions: Squeeze the lime juice into a Collins glass full of ice. Add the gin, throw in the lime wedge, and top up with bubbly water of choice. Feel sophisticated.
  8. Yum. Drinking one right now
    In the wrong kind of glass but whatevsies
  9. Be like F. Scott. But with a better haircut, hopefully OMG.
  10. Beat on, ListApp-ers, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.