1. The Catcher in the Quinoa
  2. The Goji Berries of Wrath
  3. Gluten-free Ulysses
  4. The Good Organic Free-Range Halal-Certified Earth
  5. The Fair Trade Gatsby
  6. Brave Grass-Fed Hormone-Free World
  7. The Sound and the Crowdfunded Fury
  8. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Meme
  9. A Room of One's Pwn
  10. As I Lay With the Right to Die
  11. Portnoy's Online Petition
  12. The Seitan Also Rises
  13. A Room With a Vegan